Polly & Grace: Shy Bairns Get Nowt

Wildly weird character comedy on what it means to be a woman in 2026. It's a ride. May contain the ultimate threesome - work, dating and, er...screws? A split-bill work-in-progress. Grace: Meet Kitty, millennial hustle-martyr. She's landed her dream job and promptly weaponises therapy-speak and dodgy office perks, including a yoga class led by her twin Piper — which may or may not be a cult, disguised as lunchtime flow. A chaotic takedown of hustle culture, heartache, and the corporate-to-cult pipeline. Polly: Is a little more wildcard energy than lovely Grace. Characters could include a thirty-something egg, a ghost hunter with telephonic tits and a horny hardware store worker. Or not. Perhaps come along and find out?