Phenomonopoly: The Surreal Estate Game Presented by The Mother Wolf Club

Hosted by the pun-loving Minotaur, three audience members become contestants in this surreal estate game show, racing to write the most unhinged fridge magnet poem imaginable. Why? To stop the future of language from devolving into emoji soup, and to topple the evil Uncanny Valley Girl from her dairy-based dystopia: the Tower of Babybel. On their journey they’ll duel with fowl-mouthed giant punk chicken John Cooper Cluck, slow-dance with eel sexologist Pink Freud and his slippery-slick cousin Elvers Presley, and be serenaded by Hal—the anthropomorphic fire alarm with Broadway dreams and rage issues. Part interactive musical, part high-brow panto, 100% the weirdest entertainment of your life.