
Theatre
Perfect Little Flirt
by The World Upside Down
Perfect Little Flirt is a Theatre show by The World Upside Down playing 2 performances at thirteen during Brighton Fringe 2026.
Length
60 min
Price
£5–£15
Audience
18+
Showings
2 × dates
About Perfect Little Flirt
"16th March 2003, 11:40pm Note to self: A NEW START! Here I am born again, to live again to try again to start again. The old me is dead and on the stroke of midnight, I will be reborn." Perfect Little Flirt is a chaotic and hilarious ride into Sal’s actual teenage diary — unfiltered, gender confused and deeply earnest. Come for the mega highs and desperate lows, stay for the absurd social commentary that comes with being socialised as an early-2000s “good girl.” Expect excrutiatingly dull lists, so much “getting off” and a relatable dose of cringe. With joy and sorrow, the show cracks open the diary as a tool of gendered self-surveillance and asks what it really costs to be the Perfect Little Flirt.
A heads-up
⚠ Audience Interaction⚠ Strong Language⚠ Nudity⚠ References to Mental Illness⚠ References to Suicide/Self Harm
Showings
See every show at thirteen.
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