Beauty and the Ballsack

Caution: may contain PESKY FEMINIST NUTS.* Kev feels insecure about his ballsack. From weeping about wrinkles, to depression about drooping. Enter Beauty and the Ballsack, a TV makeover show for testicles. Join our contour queen host, Sandra Bollock, for a celebration of these deeply-defamed danglers. This parody of noughties TV makeover shows is for anyone who has ever been made to feel bad, sad or mad about their body by beauty industry bollocks. With a sprinkle of sparkle and a squirt of anti-wrinkle ball cream**, we can: Smash societal scrotum shaming Titillate with testicle facts Blast away beauty ideals that are a load of old bollocks *Interruptions from pesky female nuts WILL NOT be tolerated. This show is a FAN CLUB FOR BALLS, not some kind of FEMINIST NONSENSE. **Disclaimer: Beauty and the Ballsack accepts no responsibility for the irrepressible urge to spend thousands of pounds on beauty products to tighten your testes.